- Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy Birthday.
- Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!
- I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.
- May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones!
- Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.
- It’s your birthday, but make sure you get all your present before you offend everyone.
- Today is your birthday, the only day you’re allowed to say things that you’d regret on any other day.
- Oh yeah! You’re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy Birthday!
- Statistics show that people who live longer have more birthdays, costing us more money for presents!
- If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.
- Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb.
- More Birthdays bring a longer life. No science in that. Happy Birthday!
- Happy birthday! Here’s to being immature for a lifetime.
- As your younger sister, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha!
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- When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!
- Today is the start of the rest of your life. What? You’re how old. Revise: Today is the start of the oldest part of your life.
- If you counted your birthday in dog years, you'd now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.
- Don’t you wish you were a kid again? Of course not, cause you’re still doing the same things you did back then.
- Here’s hoping that you enjoy your birthday as much as you enjoy torturing everyone all year.
- I tried to find something that represented the year you were born. Unfortunately, the thrift shops were closed. Happy Birthday.
- Congratulations bud! You are now officially 20 years away from turning 50.
- You're still young! Happy Bday.
- I’m just coming over for the treat. By the way, many happy returns.
- Here is a hug! Happy birthday!!!! PS: I’m broke!
- You just lost one more year of your life. Happy birthday, man!
- It is said that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest. Birthdays are great. Happy birthday, dude.
- Happy-birthday-Oldie
- Happy birthday, Dinosaur.
- You turned 50? Well that botox is certainly working.
- You asked for it. Here is nothing. Happy birthday.
- I hope you see the day when you have no teeth.
- Will there be cake tomorrow or no?
- Happy birthday, my 30-year-old Grandma.
- This year, do it your way.
- Want to look young today? Play chess with Grandpa.
- Want to look young today? Go to an old age home.
- You just tuned 40? Well, your mom just told me you are 43.
- Your grandmother wants her walking stick back. Happy Birthday!
- I can never forget your birthday. It always comes after the day you remind me of it. Happy birthday.
- Happy 500th birthday, Vampire. May you stay forever young!
- Do I have to remind you at your age that TODAY is your birthday? Happy birthday to you.
- Your age today... is the new black.
- You’re great and even greater on your birthday. YES, I’ve been drinking!
- The funny thing about you is that you age, but your maturity levels always stay the same!
- This time we made sure that your candles cost less than the cake. We just got the two numbers. Have a happy 85th birthday!
- The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in jail.
- Now it’s time to fall in love, get married and make me a grandparent. And hopefully do all those things in this order! Until then Happy Birthday!
- Your wife say you’re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.
- On the occasion of this birthday, looking for the meaning of life in the back of my head.
- This birthday means it’ time to start treating your kids like gold. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon.
- It’s your birthday. The good news is that you’re only as old as you act and right now you’re in kindergarten.
- I will never send you one of those greeting cards making fun about your age. I know how sensitive old folks are about their age.
- Finally you’re 21 and legally able to do everything you’ve been doing since you were 14 years old.
- Happy Birthday Babe Funny Giraffes.
- What comes with being 18 years old? Bills, bills and more bills… and waiting three more years to do what you really want.
- I can’t believe you’re 50. You don’t look a day over 49 and a half.
- You know you’re getting old when your kids are lecturing you. Fight the power! Happy Birthday!
- I bet if you knew at 18 years old what you know now, you’d have still done the same stupid things that you did. Here’s to staying young. Happy Birthday.
- I thought about sending you a birthday card mocking your age, but I decided against it. Remember that when you are writing your will.
- You’re the best young person I know. You make me thankful to be old.
- Don’t worry about getting old. You’re still above ground.
- The secret to staying young is lying about your age. Happy Birthday!
- We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
- One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!
- Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!
- It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
- Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
- To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
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- I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
- Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
- I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!
- Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…
- I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
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- One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.
- You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!
- The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
- Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.
- Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday oldie!
- Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday!
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